How to ruin a Rails project

posted by cjh, 18 October 2007

There are lots of ways to ruin any project. I’ve seen most of them over the last few decades, but this year I’ve been called in to salvage a series of Rails projects that were, well, off the rails, in some ways that maybe special to Rails. So I’ll try to steer clear of the ordinary foul-ups, and focus on the ones that Rails seems to attract.

  1. We have four months before the website is needed, and Rails is so productive that we don’t need to get started yet. We can deliver the specifications in a couple of months or so, and everyone will be ready to knock out the website in two weeks. Right. Let me know how that goes, ok?

  2. Databases suck, no-one wants to write SQL, and I can’t do all my validations in it anyhow, so why should I do any? We’ll do things the Rails Way and put all that stuff in the code where it’s easy. After all, who needs a uniqueness constraint if the code always checks for an existing record before inserting a new one, right? Nothing can go wrong with that can it?

  3. Indexes? Add them after users complain that the site is too slow - even if it was obvious after a moment’s thought that they were always going to be needed. MySQL is so bad at optimizing queries that it might as well be forced to do full table scans it was probably going to do anyway. And besides, it worked just fine with the 5 test records I put in the test fixtures manually.

  4. Performance doesn’t matter, so if the site is too slow, well, at least it was quick to develop. And when the client urgently needs a report that should take five seconds to produce, but because it’s a five-way join and you didn’t add any indexes it times out in Apache’s mod_proxy after the regulation five minutes, well, that’s why you turn your mobile phone off at night and ensure you can never be found online, right? That way you can get a good night’s sleep while the client is tearing out his hair and losing his business.

  5. Foreign keys. You don’t need the database to enforce them if you get the code right. No need to actually take a look at the database from time to time to see whether the invariants your code is supposed to enforce are actually held. So when you later make administrative changes and delete records that other ones refer to, well, ActiveRecord is good about providing a nil that should do nothing, and if not, well, there’s always an exception catcher to tell you your mistake.

  6. Oh, yes, exceptions. The Rails log is full of them, but they’re mostly from Chinese hackers trying to find hidden features, or irrelevant little deadlocks or races that made some user redo their work. No big deal, it only happens occasionally. No need to deploy one of the nice plugins that send you email when you get an exception, of course. That would just mean you’d have to go and find out why it happened, and Rails exists to reduce boring work.

  7. If it works for one user, it’ll work for hundreds, won’t it? Transactions and locks are for banks, not for websites. And two-phase commit, that’s engagement & marriage isn’t it, not something you’d use in a payment protocol? Oh, and I sprinkled a few magic Model.transaction {} blocks around the place, and they must work, because people who should understand such things said they work.

  8. Release management is for wimps. Just use the SVN trunk, and when you check in code, check it out on the test server, let the client look it over, then deploy it to production. No need even to log in to do that, just cap deploy - you can do it without getting out of your pyjamas. All your developers are demigods who never make mistakes anyhow, so if one on one side of the city deploys the other one’s code into production without even Skyping or picking up the phone, there won’t be any unforeseen interactions, will there now?

  9. It was so easy to write, any fool can see it’s correct. TDD is fine for some slow thinkers, and we’re glad Rails makes it easy for them, but seriously, do you expect me to write 100 lines of code to test 50, when I can see perfectly well that there aren’t any errors in it? And besides, if there is an error, it’ll be a one-line fix. Barely even need to finish my latte first, it’ll be fixed in a moment. Not necessarily the moment before it makes the site melt down, but that’s what backups are for, right?

  10. Hmm, backups. That would have been a good idea. That would have helped when, after discovering we hadn’t planned far enough ahead to see the one feature that was going to make all the difference on the big day, we let folk type data directly into the database using an unvalidated, unlogged administration feature. Pity they deleted the entire contents of a critical table… And even then, we might have been able to cobble together a script to reconstruct the transactions that were lost, except that the Rails log only lists the form parameters, not the saved session variables that form the context in which those parameters were relevant.

Discipline? Who needs discipline or forethought when you’re agile?

Welcome!

posted by cjh, 16 June 2010

Welcome back, my friend, to the blog that never ends… though it does seem to go into abeyance for a year or two at a time, unfortunately!

My name is Clifford Heath, and I’m the founder and principal consultant at Data Constellation.